Posted by: Marisa | May 25, 2012

Oh America…What Have We Come To?

This is what America has come to…

While some names are perennially popular, other tend to rocket their way up the list. According to the Social Security Administration, the fastest riser on the girls’ list is Briella — possibly thanks to Briella Calafiore, the blonde hairdresser of “Jerseylicious” and “Glam Fairy” fame.

Huge chunks of the child bearing population are now naming their children after trashy reality TV stars…awesome.

Can’t wait to see what an entire generation of kids who are taught to idolize reality TV aspire to become.  I predict a spike in butt-munches, alcoholic bar fighters, and porn stars.


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